December 2010
27 posts
I wrote a poem for Ian Somerhalder.
hohohope:
I don’t care if you’re 32
I would still fuck you
20 Ways to Survive a Horror Movie →
thekidsthatlovetodance:
A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.
1. Don’t have sex.
Seriously
Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
I don’t care how good he says his weed is
he is cuckoo bananas
and he wants you dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was...
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O que as mulheres querem?
enjoytoday:
Elas querem o basico.Que é:
Um namorado bonitinho:
Um guarda roupa beeem simples:
Bolsas simples como esta:
Um pequeno estojo de maquiagem:
E sapatos bonitos:
E tem gente que acha que queremos muito. Nós somos tão simples.
Me contento com o namorado bonitinho, juro.
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